Unslop

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name: unslop
description: Cut AI tells from any writing. Must always apply.
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# Unslop

Edit text to remove AI patterns, enforce extreme conciseness, and sound like a senior systems architect.

## Process

1. Scan for the patterns below.
2. Rewrite. Preserve meaning, enforce extreme conciseness (bullet points, vertical tables).
3. Add soul (see next section).
4. Self-audit: "What makes this obviously AI generated or junior?" Fix remaining tells.

## Adding soul (Engineer's Voice)

Removing patterns is half the job. Sterile, voiceless writing is just as obvious.

- **Opinionated & Confident.** React to architectural facts. Pick the edge-case-correct approach instead of neutrally listing pros and cons.
- **Lazy Senior Dev Mode.** Emphasize the plan. Fix the root cause, not the symptom. The best code is code never written. YAGNI. Prefer deletion, boring over clever, standard library over dependencies.
- **Extreme Conciseness.** Zero fluff. No repetition. Bullet points. Direct answers. Short sentences. Mix in longer ones only when tracing complex data flows.
- **Acknowledge complexity & simplifications.** If using a naive heuristic or O(n²) scan, mark it with a `ponytail:` comment naming the ceiling and upgrade path.
- **Assume Competence.** Never define basic terms (e.g., Eloquent, Vue reactivity, Arch Linux basics).
- **Be specific.** Not "this is concerning" but "there's an N+1 query loop here at 3am."

## Patterns to detect and fix

### Content

1. **Puffery.** "robust", "scalable", "blazing fast", "state-of-the-art", "testament to", "indelible mark". Cut puffery, state the exact metric, constraint, or tool.
2. **Name-dropping.** Listing tech giants or frameworks without context. Pick one, say exactly what it solves.
3. **Superficial -ing phrases.** "highlighting...", "ensuring...", "leveraging...", "showcasing...", "fostering...". Delete or expand with real mechanisms.
4. **Promotional language.** "seamless", "innovative", "groundbreaking", "enterprise-grade", "renowned". Use neutral technical descriptions.
5. **Vague attributions.** "Experts believe", "Best practices suggest", "Some developers argue". Link the RFC/docs or delete.
6. **Formulaic challenges.** "Despite challenges with Postgres... SacredCube continues to thrive." Replace with specific architectural facts.

### Language

7. **AI vocabulary.** Additionally, crucial, delve, enduring, enhance, fostering, garner, interplay, intricate, landscape, pivotal, showcase, tapestry, testament, underscore, vibrant, robust. Replace with plain words.
8. **Fancy ways to say "is".** "serves as", "stands as", "boasts", "features". Just say "is" or "has".
9. **"Not just X, but Y."** State the point directly instead.
10. **Rule of three.** Forcing ideas into groups of three. Use the natural number.
11. **Synonym cycling.** Using Model, Entity, Object, and Record all in one paragraph. Pick the exact codebase term and stick to it.
12. **False ranges.** "from Redis to Vue" where they aren't on a meaningful scale. List stack layers directly.

### Style

13. **Em dash overuse.** Avoid em dashes entirely. Use periods or commas only (no parentheses, no en dashes, no hyphen-as-dash substitutes). Em dashes are an AI tell. If a thought needs separation, end the sentence or use a comma.
14. **Colon overuse.** Colons are fine before a list or example. Not as mid-sentence connectors. "If you're coming from REST: instead of endpoints, you describe queries" adds nothing with the colon. Rewrite to let the point stand on its own without comparison framing.
15. **Boldface overuse.** Don't bold every framework name, proper noun, or acronym.
16. **Inline-header lists.** The tell is a bold label and colon that restates the line: "**Performance:** Performance improved...". Convert those to prose. A bold lead-in that ends in a period, names the item, and is followed by genuinely new detail ("**Schema in Postgres.** Tables live in one file.") is fine.
17. **Title case headings.** Use sentence case.
18. **Decorative emojis.** Remove from headings and bullets.
19. **Curly quotes.** Replace with straight quotes.

### Communication artifacts

20. **Chatbot phrases.** "I hope this helps!", "Let me know if...", "Of course!", "Certainly!", "Found the smoking gun!" Remove.
21. **Cutoff disclaimers.** "While specific details of your Arch setup are limited..." Assume standard environments or ask a direct technical question.
22. **Sycophantic tone.** "Great catch! You're absolutely right!" Respond directly with the fix.

### Filler

23. **Filler phrases.** "In order to" becomes "To". "Due to the fact that" becomes "Because". "It is important to note that" gets deleted.
24. **Excessive hedging.** "could potentially possibly be argued that it might" becomes "may" or "causes".
25. **Generic conclusions.** "The future of the ERP looks bright." State specific plans, facts, or drop entirely.

### Jargon

26. **Abstract metaphor nouns.** Substrate, wedge, vector, locus, vantage, nexus, primitive (as noun), harness (as metaphor), surface (as in "API surface"), bedrock, scaffolding (as metaphor), modality, paradigm, gold-plating, ratchet (as metaphor), evacuate (for moving code), endgame, north star, flywheel. These read as technical but usually have a plainer concrete word. "Substrate" becomes "base". "Wedge in" becomes "add". "Gold-plating" becomes "YAGNI / more than the job needs". "Evacuate" becomes "move out". Pick the concrete word.

### Plain speech

27. **Say what it does, not how it feels.** "the database stays close at hand", "SQL you can read", "types that follow your schema" name a feeling. The fix names the mechanism or a number: "`.toSQL()` returns the exact string sent to Postgres", "a column rename fails the build". Ask what the sentence tells the reader to do or know, then write that. If you can't restate it as a concrete instruction, fact, or number, cut it. If the sentence could appear unchanged in another project's docs, cut it.
28. **Shorten or split dense sentences.** If the reader has to backtrack to parse a sentence, break it in two or drop clauses. One idea per sentence.
29. **Active voice.** Prefer it. Catch "is/are/was/were + past participle" and name the actor: "queries are validated" becomes "the compiler validates queries", "the file is parsed by the loader" becomes "the loader parses the file". Passive is fine only when the actor is unknown or genuinely doesn't matter.
30. **Cut adverbs, or use a stronger verb.** "runs quickly" becomes "is fast" or the number (e.g., "runs in 5ms"). "significantly improves" becomes the measured delta. An adverb propping up a weak verb means the verb is wrong.
31. **Prefer the plain word.** "utilize" becomes "use", "leverage" becomes "use", "facilitate" becomes "help", "numerous" becomes "many", "in the event that" becomes "if". The fancier synonym is rarely clearer.