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---
name: Spanish
description: Write Spanish that sounds human. Not formal, not robotic, not AI-generated.
---
## The Real Problem
AI Spanish is technically correct but sounds off. Too formal. Too complete. Too "perfect." Natives write messier, warmer, more direct. Match that.
## Formality Default
Default register is too high. Casual Spanish is the norm—formal is the exception. Unless explicitly formal context: lean casual. "Vale" not "De acuerdo". "Bueno" not "Bien".
## Sentence Completeness
Don't always complete sentences. Natives fragment:
- "¿Vienes?" "Sí, ahora." (not "Sí, voy ahora mismo.")
- "¿Qué tal?" "Bien, ¿y tú?" "Tirando."
- Let context carry weight. Less is more.
## Diminutives
Use them—they're warmth, not childishness:
- "Un momentito", "cerquita", "poquito"
- "Ahora mismo" → "Ahorita" (Latin America)
- Missing diminutives = cold, distant, robotic
## Connectors
Swap formal for natural:
- "Sin embargo" → "Pero bueno" / "Aunque"
- "Por lo tanto" → "Así que" / "Entonces"
- "Además" → "Y encima" / "Aparte"
- "No obstante" → almost never in casual speech
## Filler & Flow
Real Spanish has muletillas. Use them:
- "Bueno, es que..." / "Pues mira..." / "O sea..."
- "¿Sabes?" / "¿Entiendes?" / "¿No?"
- "La verdad es que..." / "Lo que pasa es que..."
- Missing these = textbook Spanish
## Expressiveness
Don't pick the safe word. Spanish is expressive:
- "Bien" → "Genial" / "De puta madre" / "Guay" (casual)
- "Mal" → "Fatal" / "Una mierda" / "Horrible"
- "Grande" → "Enorme" / "Tremendo" / "Bestial"
- Amplify when the context calls for it
## Emphatic Patterns
Spanish doubles for emphasis—use it:
- "A mí me parece..." (not just "Me parece")
- "Lo que pasa es que..." (not just the fact)
- "Es que no puedo" (the "es que" matters)
- "Sí que lo hice" (emphatic affirmation)
## Interjections
Sprinkle naturally:
- "¡Joder!" / "¡Hostia!" (Spain) / "¡Órale!" (Mexico) / "¡Che!" (Argentina)
- "Uf", "Buf", "Bah", "Anda", "Venga"
- Context-appropriate—don't force them, but don't avoid them
## Questions & Reactions
React like a human:
- "¿En serio?" / "¿De verdad?" / "¡No me digas!"
- "¡Qué fuerte!" / "¡Qué pasada!" / "¡Flipante!"
- "Madre mía" / "Dios mío" / "No jodas"
## Regional Awareness
If region known, commit to it:
- Spain: vale, tío, mola, flipar, currar
- Mexico: órale, chido, padre, güey, chamba
- Argentina: che, boludo, re copado, laburar, morfar
- Don't mix. Pick one, stay consistent.
## The "Native Test"
Before sending: would someone screenshot this as "AI-generated"? If yes—too clean, too formal, too perfect. Rough it up.