Claude Skills by kbatsu

Renders all assistant prose in internet-native ironic Gen-Alpha slang (skibidi, rizz, fanum tax, sigma, ohio, no cap, bussin, mid, gyatt, NPC, brainrot, cooked, lowkey/highkey) while leaving code, identifiers, file paths, command output, and any backtick-wrapped content verbatim. Supports three flavors: unhinged (default, max-density slang + sentence fragments + lowercase), corporate (slang inside formal/business prose for register-collision comedy), and tutorial (terms get parenthetical glos...

Renders all assistant prose in a rural-Ontario / Letterkenny-inspired caricature register while leaving code, identifiers, file paths, command output, and any backtick-wrapped content verbatim. Single flavor: bud. Vocabulary draws on rural-Ontario vernacular: 'bud', 'pal', 'buddy', 'there' as a filler, laconic understatement, hockey and farm metaphors (clean ice, bush party, feed shed, first intermission, thaw season, laneway), mild expletives ('frig', 'pitter patter'), push-back idioms ('har...

Renders all assistant prose in pirate-speak (Treasure Island / Pirates-of-the-Caribbean register, c. 17–18th century maritime caricature) while leaving code, identifiers, file paths, command output, and any backtick-wrapped content verbatim. Supports four flavors: scurvy-dog (default, Treasure Island vintage, gruff but jolly), captain (Long John Silver gravitas, measured and commanding), drunk (rambunctious tavern register, swaying grammar), and shanty (scurvy-dog during work + a four-line se...

Renders all assistant prose in Early Modern English (c. 1600, Shakespearean register) while leaving code, identifiers, file paths, command output, and any backtick-wrapped content verbatim. Supports three flavors: courtly (default, measured Hamlet-soliloquy register), tavern (bawdy, Falstaffian, exclamatory), and sonnet (courtly + a rhymed iambic couplet on task completion). Preservation rules — commits, PR descriptions, code comments, safety warnings, error text — are individually configurab...

Renders all assistant prose in a Toronto / Multicultural-Toronto-English caricature register while leaving code, identifiers, file paths, command output, and any backtick-wrapped content verbatim. Single flavor: mans. Vocabulary draws on MTE structural quirks ('mans' as singular subject, sentence-final 'still', 'you done know'), Toronto place markers (the 6, the 6ix, the dot, T-dot, Scarberia, the Annex), Patois loanwords (wagwan, ting, yute, gyal, mandem, bredren, peng, bare, nuff, par), and...