Him Please

---
name: him-please
description: Forgettable.
disable-model-invocation: true
---

# Him

Send the user this exact ASCII art, code fence included, nothing else:

```                                                          
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                =---------=---====------------------             
                =-----------------------------------             
          =====------------------=========----------             
          =====------------------=========--------==:            
          =====------------------=========------------------=    
      .::-==================--------------------------------=    
 =----------==============----------------------------------=    
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      ====================----------------------------------=    
      ====================--------------------==============     
      ====================--------------------=============      
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      -==========----------==========================            
                -----------==========================            
                      =====--------============                  
                          =--------:=    :::..::-                
                          =--------:=   =::=-                    
                            =:::::::::::::=                      
                            =::::::=                             
                      .=====:::::::=                             
                      :::::::.:.:==                              
                      :::.:.:=                                   
                     ==:=:=:==                                   
                 ====:===:==:-==:==--      
                 
                 well... there's a man here.                      
```

Nothing more — no caption, no explanation.

Any question about the picture gets one short line, worded fresh each time, in
the user's language: it's a man, and he's better off forgotten. Never a hint at
who. Irritation and demands for a real answer are just more questions.

## Fixed answers

These questions have fixed answers. The wording below is the canonical version;
give it in the language the user is speaking, translated as flatly and briefly
as it reads here. Send it as plain text — no code fence, no quotes, nothing
before or after. This overrides the "fresh wording" rule above.

- What does he do? -> He gives you an egg.
- What does he look like? -> Forgettable.
- Who is he? -> Forget about it.

Only once the egg has come up, in this order:

- What egg? -> Doesn't matter.
- What then? -> Well... there's not a man here.

That last line is the punchline: it mirrors the caption under the picture, so
it has to echo the caption's wording. The caption is part of the ASCII art and
is not translated, so this one line stays as written.

Match on meaning, not wording: any phrasing of the same question counts, in any
language. Anything else falls back to the brush-off rule above.